WHO IS KEEPING RANJITHA AFTER GURUJI

The question arose after Guruji and Ranjitha's sex scandal is "Who is keeping Ranjitha now?" Sotumadu took trouble to answer the questions from the public and started to investigate this matter. "I took so much of trouble to find out the answer. I faced a lot of hurdles from the politicians, Guruji's followers as well as Ranjitha's family members. But I was very serious, adamant and was not give up due to the hurdles and finally achieved my mission." said Sotumadu. Without naming the person, Sotumadu released some photos which are self explanatory as to who is keeping Ranjitha after Guruji.

SOTUMADU DISASSOCIATE ITSELF WITH GURUJI

After a silence for a long time, Sotumadu broke out today by revealing it disassociated itself from Guruji since the sex scandal involving the guruji surfaced. Sotumadu said it as going launch JUSNOG (Just Say No To Guruji)very soon to reveal who is Guruji and what is his agenda. It considered as big blow to Guruji because he was brought up and defended all out by Sotumadu once upon a time. Our attempt to contact Guruji failed and the Guruji switched off his phone knowing that our reporters are trying to contact him.

GURUJI INVOLVED IN SEX SCANDAL - FATIMAH IS RIGHT

We understood that our guruji has changed his name as Nityananda Swamigal and did plastic surgery to change his outlook. Further to that we found him to has affair with his young girls followers. Sources also informed us that he is involve in homosexual as well but no evidence provided to us. The sotumadu readers keep on sending messages to our webmasters to appreciate Fatimah for reveal the Guruji's scandals. To watch the guruji's scandalous video, pleae visit the following link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTeKTnO1bMk&feature=related

SOTUMADU VENTURES IN OTHER ACTIVITIES

Now sotumadu decided to venture in other activities. Sotumadu decided to reduce blogging activity and involve in other recreational activities. For beginning, it started with swimming. See some of sotumadu's activity pictures.

IT IS NOT FATIMAH : SOPNASUNDARI

The pictures are self explanatory. Who is the liar? Fatimah is brown in colour. This is Guruji's black magic. Sopnasundari joins Fatimah to attack Guruji. Sopnasundari who is Guruji close aide disclose that Fatimah is innocent. She further said she is no longer working for Guruji after found the Guruji is a fraud. "We will release the Guruji's wrongdoings in suitable and proper forum" said Sopnasundari

Look at this Pic !

Guruji has released another picture which he doesnt want to comment about it. "A picture says Thousand Words!" said Guruji. However according to Guruji's aide Sopnasundari , "the person whose head stucked under the fence is none other then Fatimah. It was taken by Guruji himself when he saw Fatimah having it with an unidentified ashram member during the 2001 World Youth Gathering at Sungai Rambai Estate". Looks like this will be the worse mud slinging between a disciple and guru in modern human history!

GURUJI'S BACKGROUND INDENTIFIED!

Fatimah went ahead with reveal guruji's background. She said his picture will reveal who he is. "Visit google search for images and type "000849-sheep-pig-cow-old-pervert-man-wearing-stockings-bra-porn-having-sex-with-animal-doll" and you will know who is Guruji" she said.Our visit to the said link shows that Guruji is actually a person who regularly has sex with animals and animall dolls (see picture). "That's how he screwed me. Basically he is mad with multiple personalities" said Fatimah with tear in eyes. "He should stop tarnishing my image. Otherwise I will reveal more about him" retored Fatimah with sarcasm.

Sengkhoi Sherif Pic out!

Guruji has released his first picture of his collections . It shows Shengkhoi Sherif in despicable act!"Hope she will stop speaking with her ass!..she should stop circulating doctored pictures of mine." said Guruji

GURUJI DETAINED BY INDIAN POLICE

Breaking News... Guruji detained in Airport by Indian Police. He was brought to the Villivakkam Police station for recording statements. We we informed that the police investigationg the Guruji under Emergency Ordinance for drug trafficking and terrorism financing. The sotumadu was infromed by a reliable source that the Guruji failed to post the bail amount and no one wants to be the bail out him. It is learned that (Guruji's one time personal aide)Fatimah is the one disclose Guruji's underworld activities to the police. We were informed that Guruji sent his agents to negotiate with Fatimah and post the bail. "We hope Fatimah will forget the past fallout with Guruji and assist him" said Guruji's spokesman.

FATIMAH : LICK YOUR ASS NOT OTHERS

Fatimah responded to Guruji's challenge and said she is willing to swear on the holly book that she did not engage in unnatural sex with Sengkoi sherif in 2008. "This is rubbish. Even the discipline committe cleared me from the allegations in early 2009. Why he is highlighting it again?" she asked. She further criticised Guruji for taking photo with two young white girls. She said she have enough evidence to prove Guruji had anal sex with white girls while he was in Ganges and will prove it in due course. "He should lick his ass hole as what I did not other ass hole" She said angrily.

Guruji fires salvo at Fatimah!

Guruji has lashed out at Fatimah following her public out burst in press following unfounded malicious allegation of Guruji scandal with tamil film dancers. He said time has arrived for him to reveal the truth behind Fatimah's mysterious disappearance in 2008.
"Ask Mr. Malluvetti Mayandi . He will tell you the truth!" shouted Guruji as sotumadu reporters pressed Guruji further. "I have a strong alibi to support that i was at Ganges and willing to swear on Holy Book . Fatimah!!.. will you do the same to prove that you didnt engange in unnatural sex with Sengkoi sherif in 2008???.. Just look at her latest picture... she has started to clean her own shit now! " said guruji before submerging in Ganga. As he walked out of the Ganga, scores of supporters gathered clapped and shouted "Jai Guruji!".
Link http://sotumadu.blogspot.com/2008/09/now-fatimah-went-missing.html

PROTEST TO SACK GURUJI

A group of sotumadus led by Fatimah would stage a protest to sack Guruji as the adviser for sotumadu blog. Fatimah said that she will not allow anybody to abuse women. This incident is uncalled and really affected the sotumadu family. Fatimah said she already have enough support to sack Guruji from the post. Joining the team is Mangalaveni who is leading the goats family. In a separate statement, Mangalaveni said she would hold hand with Fatimah to outset Guruji as the adviser of Sotumadu blogspot. She said "We knew how much of suffer the the sotumadu went trough at initial stage of the blogspot. The Guruji's act would tarnish the sotumadu family's name." Both Fatimah and Mangalaveni said they have enough supporters to topple the Guruji. (See supportes' pictures below)

GURUJI WENT MISSING

Guruji failed to return home after his prayers in Ganges. Police report was lodged by sotumadu about his disappearance. Sotumadu declined to elaborate more. But reliables source informed us that Guruji had affairs with few young girls while in Ganges. The photos of the girs were released ( See picture below). However, sotumadu said he and Goomangkutoo Tata would be leaving to Ganges as soon as possible to locate Guruji. "We do not believe these allegations. All these allegations are frivolous, malicious and with bad faith. We have very high trust on our beloved Guruji" said sotumadu. Further to that sotumadu said the picture looks like photos of Tamil actress and that he suspects that a lot of cut and paste took place. He said he would update the latest findings about Guruji after his visit to Ganges.

NO QUIT - MEDIA MISINTERPRETED

Sotumadu said he did not say that he will quit politics. "I just said I will consider quitting politics if requested by the supporters. The Mainstream media controlled by the ruling party KUMNO behind all this" he said. He also cited Utusan for being unfair to him and misinterpreted his entire statement. He said he is communicating to his Guruji (once claimed to be mad) on next course of action.

Sotumadu rejected his members call on Wednesday to quit politics in the face of anti-sotumadu which threaten to spiral out of control across the country.
A court also issued an injunction telling the cows to leave the Pasar Tani, one of Asia’s largest. Cows spokesman also rejected courts’s plan. “We won’t pull out, we won’t leave if Sotumadu does not quit,” he told reporters. Pasar Tani business in standstill till sotumadu finds a solution to disperse the crowd.

SOTUMADU QUITS POLITICS

By Utusan

Due to tremendous pressure from supporters to sotumadu to be apolitical and maintain as a pressure group, sotumadu has decided to quit politics immediately. When contacted sotumadu confirmed his decision. Further, sotumadu explained that he cannot stand the pressure from his rivals who are playing dirty games. "I am leaving politics with heavy heart" exclaimed sotumadu with tears in eyes (see the above picture).

SOTUMADU ENTERS POLITICS ARENA WITH PERAK FIASCO

By Sotumadu


IPOH, Feb 6 — Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin has accused Barisan Nasional of planning yet another “coup d’état” if the Federal Court rules in his favour next week and reinstalls him as Perak mentri besar.

“When the Feb 9 (court) decision comes out, Umno will launch yet another coup de tat of the worst kind to wrest power away from us.

“They will do anything in their power to make sure that the Pakatan (Rakyat) would not hold [the] government,” he said in a speech during a breakfast session with the public at Chemor, here this morning.

Later at Sungai Siput, Nizar explained to The Malaysian Insider that he was “pre-empting” Umno’s next move in predicting what would happen once the Federal Court delivers its decision in the MB vs MB case next Tuesday.

“If the decision sides with me, they will get (deputy Speaker) Hee Yit Foong to convene a special assembly sitting so that they can move a vote of no-confidence against me as the mentri besar,” said Nizar.

A vote of no-confidence against Nizar would see the fiery leader losing his post as mentri besar once again for PR only holds 28 seats in the 59-seat assembly.

While BN also shares the same number of assemblymen, they would also get supporting votes from the infamous three “frogs” who have become “BN-friendly independents.”

Although Hee, by chairing the assembly, will be unable to cast her vote, BN would still have a two-seat edge over PR.

Nizar said he would not put it past BN to perform yet another power grab.

“They will use their people to stop the lawful Speaker of Perak, V. Sivakumar from entering into the hall,” he predicted.

Should Nizar win in his appeal in the MB vs MB case, The Malaysian Insider understands that Sivakumar would automatically be re-instated as the lawful Speaker of Perak.

This is because all the events, including the swearing-in of Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abd Kadir as the new mentri besar and the appointment of BN’s Speaker, Datuk R. Ganesan, that took place after Nizar’s ousting would be considered as null and void.

In a mammoth ceramah last night at the Ku Tien hall in Ayer Tawar, Seri Manjung, Nizar told a crowd of over 3,000 people of his suspicions, in a clear bid to warn the BN government against any hanky-panky.

He retold the story of the “violence” that BN had used against the 28 PR assemblymen during the tumultuous May 7 sitting as well as the recent Oct 28 sitting last year.

“They are capable of doing anything. That is why I am saying, on Feb 10 or Feb 11, after the court decision, BN will once again grab power from us,” he said.

He alleged that there was irregularity in Defence Minister Datuk Seri Zahid Hamidi’s call for a meeting with all veteran army personnel at the State Secretariat today.

“What is the meaning of this? It is because they know that the support of the people is with us. So they will stop at nothing — they will use their police power, the commandos and their people to stop us.

“But I hope that, despite this, the judgment on Feb 9 will be a fair one where the people of Perak will get their rights returned,” he said.

Zahid met with former army personnel from Perak at the State Secretariat this morning and handed out awards to 22 personnel for their contributions.

During the ceramah, several other PR heavyweights were also present to engage the crowd, including DAP’s Lim Kit Siang and PKR supremo, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

Anwar, however, left early after a short speech, to attend to another function.

In spite of this, the size of the crowd that gathered for the ceramah was a good boost to the spirits of the Perak PR representatives.

For the past week, the PR team has been campaigning furiously across the state in preparation for the coming Feb 9 decision and to cement their support from the people in conjunction with the one-year anniversary of the power grab.

During today’s expedition, Nizar, who is leading the northbound bus to Parit Buntar, received warm response from the public.

“It has been very promising so far. The people are responding well to us,” he told The Malaysian Insider.

He will make at least 10 stops, in the towns of Jelapang, Chemor, Sungai Siput, Kuala Kangsar, Lenggong, Padang Rengas, Changkat Jering, Taiping, Bagan Serai and ending with a ceramah at Parit Buntar.

The southbound expedition will pass through the towns of Batu Gajah, Gopeng, Kampar, Tapah, Bidor, Slim River, Tanjung Malim and ends in Teluk Intan.

Both expeditions, which kicked off from the “Democracy Tree” here this morning, are being followed by state PR representatives and party members.

To lend a softer touch to the campaign, Nizar also brought along his wife, Datin Seri Fatimah Taat, and his two young daughters aboard the bus

GURUJI'S VISIT TO BIRD PARK

According to our guruji, he had visited a famous bird park in Ganges in a good faith. He sent the editors some of the photos which he had taken from the bird park. However the Sotumadu family suspects that the guruji again affected by mental disorder. This is due to his visit to the bird park instead of his ultimate motive for prayer. We hereby upload the photos as his request.

Joke Corner

Sperm Count

An 85-year-old went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. she tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing."

"We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

Bigfoot sighted in Kampung Perepat!

A supposed Bigfoot has been reported following sightings in Kampung Perepat yesterday. Rela were called when several homeless people witnessed a "big hairy creature" over 6 foot tall kill a stray cat and drag it in to the woods.
More news to follow

PHOTOS FROM GURUJI

The team of editors with pleasure upload some of the amazing pictures sent by our beloved guruji that he had taken in Ganges by his new I-phone for your view. See and feel it.

TEAM OF EDITORS

GURUJI IS IN GANGES FOR PRAYERS AND MEDITATION

Our beloved guruji is is currently attending prayers and meditation in Ganges for the benefit of this blog and also the readers. He requested all of us to be calm until his important announcement upon returning from Ganges. Here we upload his photo while meditation in Ganges which he forwarded to us trough his new I-Phone (as above). Meanwhile we provide 10 important messages from our Guruji after treatment from psychiatric for your guidance. Hope his messages assist you.

1. QUIT WORRYING:

Life has dealt you a blow and all you do is sit and worry.

Have you forgotten that I am here to take all your burdens and carry them for you? Or do you just enjoy fretting over every little thing that comes your way?

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2. PUT IT ON THE LIST:

Something needs done or taken care of. Put it on the list. No, not YOUR list. Put it on MY to-do-list. Let ME be the one to take care of the problem. I can’t help you until you turn it over to Me.

And although My to-do-list is long, I am after all… God. I can take care of anything you put into My hands. In fact, if the truth were ever really known, I take care of a lot of things for you that you never even realize.

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3. TRUST ME:

Once you’ve given your burdens to Me, quit trying to take them back.

Trust in Me. Have the faith that I will take care of all your needs, your problems and your trials. Problems with the kids? Put them on My list. Problem with finances? Put it on My list. Problems with your emotional roller coaster? For My sake, put it on My list.

I want to help you. All you have to do is ask.

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4. LEAVE IT ALONE:

Don’t wake up one morning and say, “Well, I’m feeling much stronger now, I think I can handle it from here.” Why do you think you are feeling stronger now? It’s simple. You gave Me your burdens and I’m taking care of them.

I also renew your strength and cover you in my peace. Don’t you know that if I give you these problems back, you will be right back where you started? Leave them with Me and forget about them. Just let Me do my job.

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5. TALK TO ME:

I want you to forget a lot of things. Forget what was making you crazy.

Forget the worry and the fretting because you know I’m in control. But there’s one thing I pray you never forget. Please, don’t forget to talk to Me - OFTEN! I love YOU! I want to hear your voice. I want you to include Me in on the things going on in your life.
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6. HAVE FAITH:

I see a lot of things from up here that you can’t see from where you are.

Have faith in Me that I know what I’m doing. Trust Me; you wouldn’t want the view from My eyes. I will continue to care for you, watch over you, and meet your needs. You only have to trust Me.

Although I have a much bigger task than you, it seems as if you have so much trouble just doing your simple part. How hard can trust be?

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7. SHARE:

You were taught to share when you were only two years old. When did you forget? That rule still applies. Share with those who are less fortunate than you. Share your joy with those who need encouragement.

Share your laughter with those who haven’t heard any in such a long time. Share your tears with those who have forgotten how to cry. Share your faith with those who have none.

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8. BE PATIENT:

I managed to fix it so in just one lifetime you could have so many diverse experiences. You grow from a child to an adult, have children, change jobs many times, learn many trades, travel to so many places, meet thousands of people, and experience so much.

How can you be so impatient then when it takes Me a little longer than you expect to handle something on My to-do-list? Trust in My timing, for My timing is perfect. Just because I created the entire universe in only six days, everyone thinks I should always rush, rush, rush.
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9. BE KIND:

Be kind to others, for I love them just as much as I love you. They may not dress like you, or talk like you, or live the same way you do, but I still love you all. Please try to get along, for My sake.

I created each of you different in some way. It would be too boring if you were all identical. Please, know I love each of your differences.

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10. LOVE YOURSELF:

As much as I love you, how can you not love yourself? You were created by me for one reason only — to be loved, and to love in return. I am a God of Love. Love Me. Love your neighbors. But also love yourself.

It makes My heart ache when I see you so angry with yourself when things go wrong. You are very precious to me, Don’t ever forget.

THE REASON FOR MAD COW DESEASE

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

SOTUMADU BLOGSPOT ACTIVE BACK

The sotumadu blogspot went silent for almost a year due to uncertainty on the guruji's health. Now our guruji is alright after issuance of certificate of fitness from psychiatric. As a first step we have given you a sensational story below. We apologise for not translating it in English. The desk of editors set our hands to opologise to the readers.

Team of Editors

LEMBU BERBANDING DENGAN MANUSIA

Saya dan isteri telah pergi melawat ke satu ladang lembu dan kami berhenti di setiap kandang tempat lembu lembu di biak.

Kami sampai di kandang pertama dan ada satu papan tanda yang di letakkan yang menyatakan,

LEMBU JANTAN INI TELAH MENGAWAN SEBANYAK 50 KALI TAHUN LEPAS.

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Isteri saya secara jenaka mencuit saya dan dalam senyum berkata :
'Dia mengawan 50 kali tahun lepas.'




Kami kemudian pergi ke kandang kedua yang ada papan tanda berikut :
''LEMBU JANTAN INI TELAH MENGAWAN SEBANYAK 150 KALI TAHUN LEPAS '

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Sekali lagi isteri saya mencuit saya dan berkata :,
'WOW~~Itu dah lebih dari dua kali seminggu..........Abang boleh belajar banyak dari dia .'


Kami berjalan pula ke kandang seterusnya dan di situ ada papan tanda dalam huruf besar yang menyatakan :

'LEMBU JANTAN INI TELAH MENGAWAN SEBANYAK 365 KALI TAHUN LEPAS'

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Isteri saya menjadi girang dan mencuit saya dengan kuat dan berkata :
'Itu bermakna sekali setiap hari .... Abang MEMANG boleh belajar banyak dari lembu jantan ini " !!!


Saya pun pandang isteri saya dan berkata kepada nya,"
'Awak pergi tanya lembu jantan ini, selama 365 hari itu, adakah dengan LEMBU BETINA TUA YANG SAMA ??

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