Sunday, October 26, 2008
HAPPY DEEPAVALI
Sotumadu wishes all our readers Happy Deepavali. The Sotumadu team is taking a short break to celebrate and visit our Hindu friends and colleagues.
We will be back in full force on Friday, Oct 31, with more news and views that matter.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
End of the Road for Sotumadu??
Due to world economy turmoil, Sotumadu webmasters are facing very acute financial problem.
News of sotumadu owing few months of staffs salary is spreading like wild fire in the market. Can they bounce back and prove the critics wrong or close their controversial website for good?
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
BREAKING NEWS
The news set off a worldwide wave of grief and fury.
Sotumadu starts mourning .. No updates for next 2 months
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Selamar Hari Raya Aidilfitri from Sotumadu
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Protest started
30-Sep-2008 - KN Island
Monks shifted to cruise gear in stepping up the pressure on police to retract the most damaging remarks on guruji and his followers. "Its totally uncalled for ... for them to make such disgraceful, irresponsible statement by authorities regarding our guruji and his followers... Now the moron will know power of Ahimsa!!" said .
"I feel so sorry to see the monks walking in heavy rain and taking such trouble on behalf of the guruji. I feel so grateful as well," said a 50-year-old woman with tears rolling down her face. Like most onlookers, she asked not to be named for fear of drawing the unwelcome attention from authorities.
Traffic Stagnant
Another businessman, Ambulimama criticised the police to use exessice force to control the crowd. He said acid laced water and tear gas are unwarrented. He condemned the authorities for misusing public funds unnecessarily.
Get Well Soon Prayers for Guruji
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Guruji mentally sick .Picture confirms it!
12 Cows including Fatimah Found
Now Fatimah went Missing!
"Now i have lost everything! .. how am i going to listen to the Fatimah Song without her?????... i m daily doing Pasu Pojai hoping Fatimah will return home safely!" ... laments the farmer.
Friday, September 26, 2008
11 Cows went missing!
It is unknown at this time if the cows may have found a way out of the fenced pastures and wandered off or if they may have been stolen.
Residents around the Simiang Road area are asked to be on the lookout for the cows. The affected area would be Parimalar Road, Naidu Road, Tea Kadai Nair Road, Baby Matha Road, and as far south as Big John Road.
If you see one or more of the cows you are asked to call the Bukit Damai Police Office.
Missing Cow Name List
Thursday, September 25, 2008
The two webmaster and Spirtual Leader released from ESA detention
Around 11.00 a.m. Mr. Ji together with the two webmasters of sotumadu blog came out of the Bukit Damai Police Head quarters. They were welcomed by the supporters at outside of the building. Each and every supporters abotained blessings from the controversial spiritual leader. Later the trio was brought to a unknown place by their supporters in a highly tinted Black Four wheel drive (Toyota Rush). The webmasters avoided the media and said they will be starting their active blogging after a rest for one or two days.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
World Wide Celebration
Police report lodged
In related development, the spokesperson of the blog told us that the hackers turned mobs apologised to the webmasters and surrendered the password to him. The spokesperson said they have accepted the apology on "mannippom mareppom" basis as stated in Baghavad Geetha and warned the hackers to behave themselves in future. He added further that the blog's team is waiting for the release of the webmasters from ESA as soon as possible.
Hackers Identified
Sabotage by Crooks
Sunday, September 21, 2008
YES... We Are Back!!!!
SAY BYE BYE and send the hackers to HELL!!!
Yes .. Finally with Gods Grace we able to snatch back our Sotumadu Website from hackers!
OPS KANGKUNG 2
Friday, September 19, 2008
Guruji Targeted again!
A group of unknown ladies are protesting in naked in front a house which is believewhere Guruji is renting for past 2 days. They are claiming that there were once the guruji's disciples and was sexual abused by him. Policmens are trying their level best to control the crowd as alot of people coming in buses from as far as Teluk Kemang Estate to witness this unprecedented event.
Full Report Following up soon
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Angry Womens treathening to protest topless
"Let him take any legal action against all of us!." Said Miss Shakalaka Varghese
When contacted Mr Ji confirmed that he has instructed his leading counsel MR Jumpalaka to file the suit by today.
The IGP Tan Sri Ganja Karuppu said the topless rally is illegal as their application for the permit was rejected. He further said the application was rejected since it might cause public disorder.
Malaysian Indian Crooks (MICR ) News : Matti Politicians (MPs) say No to Ikatan Rakyat
We will walk
She appeal to the public, particularly females to participate in this historical event and request the males to give moral support. According to her, she targetted atleast 100 females as participant and 5000 males as moral supporters. She warned the authorities to don't intimidate the participants and supporters.
Ask Guruji to Shut UP!
"He is a Coward Guruji! ... Baxx less fellow!..why dont he reveal himself???? " said Miss Shakalaka Varghese , President for Batu Belah Ladies Club.
Additional Spritual Guruji appointed with immediate effect
Criminal Defamation
However in another development the Spiritual Guruji who chose to remain unnamed said that he is thinking on legal option against Miss Shakalaka Varghese , President for Batu Belah Ladies Club who called him Coward Guruji. According to him his legas team considering to file up a legal suit for criminal defemation
DEFIANT WEBMASTERS FIRM ON THEIR DECISION
The meeting which was held at Sri JJ Baby Amal Restoran, Banting Utara last night decided unanimously to maintain the title without fear or favour. They said the title "Cakap Kotek" should not seen as threat to Economic and National Security.
Their spritual Guruji, Mr. Ji confirmed this and said his blessings will be there forever for the title "Cakap Kotek." He continued that this title could bring luck to the readers and request the female readers to don't politicised the title.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
"Cakap Kotek" Title under Threat!
It was strongly believed that they will seek blessing from their spritual Guruji who baptised this site with this controversial name "Cakap Kotek" before renaming it. Till now the identity of the Guruji is beeing kept highly secret due to security reason but believed to be residing along jalan kapar ,klang. Webmasters furthermore said that this decision was not made under duress from any party.
Lepas Rokok Ke Puting Pulak!
"Mula-mula makcik suka pakcik buat macam tu. Dah lama dah pak cik tak buat macam tu" kata Makcik Kiah.
"Tapi ni dah kira melampau. Lepas makan je nak isap. Sampai anak kecik makcik pun komplen tak nak isap susu badan lagi sebab bau jering".
"Sakit puting akak ni dik, ada ke lepas makan sambal belacan dia nak isap?? paneh puting akak." keluh Kak Melah.
"Sekarang ni puting dah terpanjang sikit, akak kena tukar anak baju sebab dah tak berapa selesa" komplen Kak Zizah.
"Abisssss nak buat camana, harga rokok naik. Abang terpaksa leeee buat macam tu nak lepas gian" kata Pak Karim.
NGOK berkata menurut bancian serta kaji selidik yang dijalankan kes ini akan mengakibatkan kerugian berbillion ringgit setahun kerana sektor kedai makan
dan restoran akan ditutup kerana lelaki lebih suka makan kat rumah sebab depa senang nak isap puting isteri.
Reporter : Encik Pozi
YAB Datuk Seri Marimuthu Berjaya Mendapatkan 42 Kerusi Tambahan
14 KERUSI DARI COURTS MAMMOTH
10 KERUSI DARI FELLA DESIGN
Beliau dijangka akan menubuhkan jawatan kuasa baru dengan kerusi yang lebih ini. Beliau juga dikatakan tidak berjaya mendapatkan sebarang meja setakat berita ini disiarkan
SEMOGA MAJU JAYA
Monday, September 15, 2008
SUMPAH NAJIB
Ikan gelama duri
Najib cakap bohong
tak kenal langsung Saiful Bukhari
Anjing selongkar sampah
Keretapi Rawang tiba lewat
Najib tak ikhlas angkat sumpah
Kerajaan BN yang kena liwat
SOTUMADU
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Tips on how to release gas in public
1) In Lift : Release Gas just before stepping out from Lift. Very succesfull.
2) In Cinema : Release during action /fighting scene as audience will be more engrose with the movie.
3) In LRT: pretend to be sleeping while releasing it.
4)
Flaws found in Ali Baba and 40 Thieves Story
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Kabadi Competition Around the Corner
Competition will be held between 21 male and 19 female teams on the grounds of Sangguni Mama Flour Mill from 27th till 31st October. Four matches will take place between 5- 9pm daily. Mr Silambu Arasan and Mr Akeong organizes this event.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Ullagam Sutrum Valiban Remake Hero Stoned
Thursday, September 11, 2008
HAPPY ONAM
HAPPY ONAM....
SOTUMADU
Sotumado captured the highest hit hate!
Sotumadu has made explosive start in blogging world. It has breaked all the record in hit rate statistics in first 2 days launch. Experts relates this phenomenon as Tsunami effect in blogging world which has made current top blog sites to near zero hit rate! With this effect Sotumadu needed immediate server hardware upgrades to cater for ever growing hit rates.
Full report will follow soon
Romours wanted!
Any racial , religious and race hatred inciting rumours will be reported to authorities .
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Ponggal Cultural Show in Haadyai
Please do not mistaken , actually those indian girls are performing "Kolattam" for last ponggal celebration which was held in Night Club ,Haadyai. Its a latest version as those girls showing off big boobs as a feast for eyes and not the rice ponggals which was traditional practise. Tourist had very close encounter on Tamil culture and it was reported that the dance group was booked for next year ponggal show in Kazakstan. It was understood in next show , they will allow people to draw kollams on their bared bellies and chest. We are not able to contact the group leader to confirm it.
Who is keeping Nayanthara now?
selepas sodomi.. kesejahteraan Rakyat diperjudikan!
Saya amat keliru dan rasa lucu juga dengan 16 sept. Sekiranya BN rasa itu sendiwara Anwar belaka, kenapa BN setiap hari memberi ruangan khas dengan menyiarkan macam2 tulisan,kritikan,sindiran yang mencaci,mengeji Anwar bertalu talu di semua media massa yang dibawah kuasa BN. Tambahan lagi tindakan kerajaan pada saat akhir menghantar rombongan lawatan sambil belajar menunjukan betapa terdesaknya kerajaan untuk menangani cabaran 16 sept. Sementara itu TPM pula buat lawak bodoh dengan mengatakan bahawa lawatan itu tidak ada sangkut pauh langsung dengan 16-sept .
Yang pelik ada macam2 activiti anjuran kerajaan sekitar 16-sept. Sotumadu rasa setelah cubaan BN menghancurkan karier Anwar melalui tuduhan sodomi yang melampui batasan gagal, keputusan Permatang Pauh boleh dianggap bahawa rakyat dah celik dan tak mudah terpengaruh dengan tomahan,fitnah yang kerterlaluan. Si bahalol racist dengan penyokong ekstrimis dari penang pulak sanggup pertaruhkan kesejahteraan,kemakmuran rakyat yang secara langsung berlandaskan prinsip Islam yang tidak mengira warna kulit,bahasa,keturunan,bangsa dan agama dalam menyatu padukan rakyat sehingga kini untuk menyelamatkan parti UMNO dari "Natural Death". Apakah parti lebih penting dari kemakmuran Rakyat?
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This is the hottest affair going around in Kollywood. The cootchycooing is very apparent and this has set tongues wagging. While the guy does not deny it, the girl does not shy away from talking about it. The Nayan-Simbu romance is on in full steam. | ||
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The dashing Simbu had pleaded with his father that he and Nayan were good friends. When would this “good friendship” fructify into “romance”? Nothing as of now, it seems. Simbu had also said that if he wanted to marry her, he would seek his parents’ approval and blessings. | ||
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How to graze grass at MPK Compound
1) Goats are strickly advice not to enter MPK compound in groups.
2) Please carry cash rm5 incase to "settle on site" if caught for illegal grazzing by MPK Officers.
3) Do not behave suspicious while grazing. Chew grass while looking at all direction.
4) Do not look directly into CCTV.
5) Dont follow any strangers. Alot of cases of goat ended up as Kaima has been reported.