Its interesting to see some Malaysian Indian Crooks Matti Politicians (MPs) are making some headlines in local news lately.
After being useless, brainless, impotent, rotten and dead for 51 years, some of their MPs are brave enough to pour out their opinions in the public.
News such as MICR are planning for interracial ice cream councel, Youth Crooks that slams the ISA and the most recent one, which is some
of the MICR MPs denied joining the Ikatan Rakyat.
A local well-known politician, Mr. Sutheppan has analysed all these news and made some wonderful discoveries on MICR, as listed below.
1. One of the MICR died hard member, Mr. Ganja-vanan is believed to fallout from being the favourite sappi of Samy Olu, the MICR president.
This is the one of the reason for Ganja-vanan eyeing to jump over to Ikatan Rakyat. Ganja-vanan was pissed off when the former & sacked MICR deputy president,
Dato Sappi-maniam was given a prominent table in the previous MICR AGM. Sources say that Ganja-vanan was very angry when Mr. Sappi-maniam was "voleperaning"
one of the MICR gals at the same table. It was known that the MICR gals was Ganja-vanan's favourite voleperan-buddy. Ganja-vanan walked out of the AGM earlier and now eyeing for Ikatan Rakyat. Its also know that another MICR MP, Mr. Dog-mani has been a very good sappi for Samy Olu, over-taking Ganja-vanan.
2. Mr. Dog-mani was a hero when condemned the malaysian government and police during the HIndraf rally. He quickly realized that his statement didnt go down well
Ameno. Dog-mani quickly withdraws his statement to gain support from ameno and samy olu. According to close sources of MICR, samy olu has threatened
Dog-mani that he will take back the sappi job that being hold by Dog-mani. Sappi job is a noble job that being given close allies of samy olu. MPs that holding the Sappi job are required to "sapuran" samy olu at least once a week. Mr. Dog-mani who is the top guy in the sappi job has agree with samy olu, so that he wont lost his "sapuran" job.
3. Samy Olu also managed to convince Ganja-vanan and Dog-mani not to join Ikatan Rakyat. The most obvious reason is that both Ganja-vanan and Dog-mani wont get the Sappi job since Ikatan Rakyat doesnt have this job fucntion, at least for the moment.
Samy Olu also stressed that Ikatan Rakyat doesnt allow all the noble functions/jobs/activities that are being approved within MICR.
Below are the some of the noble functions/jobs/activities of MICR.
A. Steal as much as you can. example...Moika Shares & Tolokom Shares. and also SLF ( Sappi Labour Fund).
B. Cheat the indian as much you can.
C. "Main" with another MPs wife.
D. "Main" with another MPs husband.
E. Bluff as much as you can till your teeth drops.
F. Use gangster to beat up the people that voted them. Ganja-vanan is famous for this.
G. Snatch the lands of the people that voted them. Palani Volu snatch the cemetary land. Samy Olu snatch the school land and many more larrrrrr........
So, will Ganja-vanan & Dog-mani will jump to Ikatan Rakyat. We shall see................
Note : "Main" means...u know larrrrr.....
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